After this weeks firing of the unkempt shock-jock, Don Imus, former goat Michael Richards shot him a call and we here at B.O.D.S. found the transcripts, ENJOY!!!!
MR: Hey Buddy…
DI: Hey there, Michael…..
MR: Sorry to hear about the firing….complete B.S…..
DI: Yeah…I messed up. It all blew up really quick….
MR: I hate ni**ers.
DI: Uh…….ook…..Ya know, Sharpto-
MR: How does he get his hair like that, ya know, being a ni**er and all?? Man, they got weird hair….and the lips!!! They are soo big!!!
DI: Umm…..yeah…..he was a really nice-
MR: Ni**er?
DI: Ah……I was going to say man…but….
MR: I think it’s funny that they hate the cold, I thought about moving to Alaska ya know….
DI: Michael, I don’t know how to say this but-
MR: You hate ni**ers?
DI: Hmm….no, I was going to say-
MR: Porch M*nkey….Coon…?
DI: No, I was going to ask you about your sensitivity training….
MR: Oh….what a trip that was!! The bizarre thing was that the black people were talking about equality!!! WITH WHITES!!!! (laughs loudly)
DI: Right….well…Michael I got-
MR: Ni**er.
DI: some stuff to-
MR: Ni**er.
DI: do, so I have to let-
MR: Ni**er
DI: you go..(hangs up)
